Oh, / Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, / I think I am screwed. Perhaps it would be much safer / As a convenient store night clerk. I used to be a man, / But every time I cough, / Thanks to Uncle Sam, / My nuts keep falling off. The only thing that I have left / Is this towel upon my head. Where are all the virgins / That Bin Laden promised me? / Oh, / Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, / U.S. Oh, / Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, / Mine blew up, you see. That's when I got shot in the ass / By the U.S.
I got through Checkpoint A, / But not through checkpoint B. When mentioning that Achmed appears to be dead because he’s a skeleton, Achmed responds, “It’s a flesh wound.” When Dunham inquires as to how he died, Achmed explains his incompetence with explosives, while also casting aspersions on Dunham’s sexual prowess, by saying that they both suffer from “premature detonation.” Although he frequently mentions working for Osama Bin Laden, Achmed claims he does not think he’s a Muslim (“Look at my ass! It says ‘Made in China’!”).Dashing through the sand, / With a bomb strapped to my back, / I have a nasty plan / For Christmas in Iraq. Watch the video for Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham's Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special for free, and see the artwork, lyrics and similar artists. He also dubs Guitar Guy a “racist bastard” for warming up using a typical Arab mode. In Very Special Christmas Special, he sings a song called “Jingle Bombs”. He is said to be afraid of Walter, partially because he’s “one mean son of a bitch” and finds Walter’s flatulence to be more potent than Saddam Hussein’s mustard gas. Achmed first appeared in Spark of Insanity, and has since appeared in every Dunham special since then. He is known for yelling, “Silence! I kill you!” to Dunham and people laughing in the audience. Achmed the Dead TerroristĪchmed is the skeletal corpse of an incompetent suicide bomber, whom Dunham uses to satirize the contemporary issue of terrorism.
His style has been described as “a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder”. Jeff Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and stand-up comedian.
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